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Cum Eating For The Reluctant

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I know you’re toying with the idea of eating your own cum for me. I get calls and emails about it all the time. You want to know if I can MAKE you eat your own cum.

Well the obvious answer to that question is no. How can I MAKE you eat your own cum over the phone. Duh. Some of you promise you’ll do it, but you either hang up abruptly after you shoot your spooge, or you pretend to do it.

Here’s a news flash: I’ve listened to tons of guys actually eat their own cum, and I know how it sounds when it’s real. You’re not fooling anyone when you smack your lips and laugh nervously–you and I both know you’re a goddamn liar.

For those of you who don’t want to be a lying bitch cunt piece of shit and who want to be honest about it–but who honestly just feel as if eating your own cum is impossible–there is a work-around.

It’s quite simple, actually: food. You can easily hide a cum squirt in something flavorful to mask the taste. Duh. Why didn’t you think of that??? (LOL)

Now, I’m going to be honest. I don’t do a lot of talking about masking the nastiness of eating your own cum with food because I think it’s cheating and I don’t particularly like cheaters. But when you’ve tried everything and still can’t do it, plopping a cum oyster on a cracker (or an oreo, or a bite of cheesecake, or another tasty morsel) can be the thing to get you over the hump.

Of course, you’re not expected to stay on the hump. You’ll need to gradually reduce the amount of food you consume with your jizz if you expect to please me. But in a pinch, I’m willing to work with you!

Are you ready to be my cum eater? Call me or email me now and let’s get your cum eating training started!

7 comments to Cum Eating For The Reluctant

  • Ms Piper, I think there are a lot of guys out there who are just too scared to taste their own jazz. A little prodding and a sweet treat on top of it should whet the appetite of many.

  • Mistress Cindy is right I think there are a lot of guys too scared to eat their own Cum. I don’t remember the first time I tasted mine but now I’ve gotten used to the taste and enjoy it. I don’t find it nasty at all even though I prefer eating other men’s loads. 😉

  • tiny tim

    Mistress Piper, I don’t like eating my own cum but it is only because i don’t deserve to cum. It has to come from real men for me to eat it. I have already cleaned up after 5 guys so far.

  • Goddess Mandy

    Ohhhh Ms.Piper…I LOVE this post! Why…because you love cum-eaters just like me. But even more than that, because you just called their asses out on the carpet and told them they are lying sacs of you know what! And, that you damn well know better when you’re being lied to! But, I do love your work-around (and that sure does work well lol) and if you ever want a partner in crime to help these boys do it right…I am all in!! 🙂

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