Three Reasons Your Penis Is Not My Problem

Three Reasons Your Penis Is Not My Problem

I know you think your penis is awesome, and you'd like nothing more if I loved it as much as you do. But you and I know better than that. Your penis is not awesome; your penis is a problem. However, it's not my problem. It's not my responsibility. Frankly, if your...

Free Phone Sex Fridays! Every Friday In November!

Free Phone Sex Fridays! Every Friday In November!

November is a special month here at LDW. It's our anniversary! This year, we're turning 17! As is typical, we're celebrating with you by offering Free Phone Sex Fridays! If you are a current customer and have called us before (at any time, even if it was years ago)...

Use Your Trick or Treat Candy To Eat Cum!

Use Your Trick or Treat Candy To Eat Cum!

Trick or treat! Did all of you naughty pervs get to dress up in your skimpy little outfit and prance around this Halloween? Did you get a lot of treats for your tricks? (Click here to further your cum eating training!) There are a lot of you who love to gobble down...

I Deny Your Orgasm Because It Helps You Obey

If you're honest, you'd agree that cumming only makes it more difficult for you to be a good boy. (click here to listen to me read this post) When I want you to do something difficult, I make sure I've denied you. If I allow you to cum, you'll most certainly lose your...

Occasional Sissy Maid Service

Occasional Sissy Maid Service

I received the following email from one of my favorite little playthings, Tink. Tink has been calling me for a long time, and the only complaint I have about Tink is that he can't last very long while listening to one of my stories. (Do you want your own Sissy Fix?...

Why Serving Your Mistress Is So Satisfying

Why Serving Your Mistress Is So Satisfying

You feel you're missing out on something in life, don't you? There's a hole in your being that you don't know how to fill. (Click here to listen to me read this post to you!) You have a great family, a great job, a lovely house, and a nice car. You have it all. Then...