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Are you making the most of Masturbation May?

Personally, most of my pets, slaves, and callers don't particularly need a month to celebrate masturbation. Everyday is Masturbation Day, amiright? (Click here to listen as I read this post!) But this is a time of the year to examine what you've been doing to get your...

When is a Sharpie not a marker?

Well, I don't think the makers of the iconic pen have any idea of the "other" use for the rounded, bullet-ended, marker, but so many naughty boys out there get all kinds of ideas when they see them sticking up out of their pencil cups. (Click here to listen to this...

Little Men Get Spanked Over My Knee

Have you been naughty, little man? Do you need to have your pants pulled down to your ankles in front of everyone, bent over, and spanked until your ass is as red as your face? Click here to listen to this post! What is that? What is that in your hand? Did I just...

Mistress Piper Knows How To Make You Eat Cum

I know it's difficult to eat your own cum at first, and I also know you think I can work some kind of magic and make you eat your own cum. (Click here to listen to this post!) Maybe if I was there with you, I could hold you down and stuff your spooge into your face,...

You Just Think Your Wife Isn’t Interested In Sex . . .

Now that there is more openness about female sexuality, you understand that women can be voracious when it comes to how much and how often they crave sex. (Click here to listen to this post!) At the same time, the vast majority of married women tend to dodge their...

Head Down, Ass Up: Not Just For Faggots!

There was a time I was always trying to shove all manner of things up a man's ass. (Too busy playing with your ass to read? Click here to listen!) I've gotten away from that a little, and that's a shame. I was really good at subjecting you to submission through anal...