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12 Days You Can Get Excited About: Dirty Santa’s Jolly Old Spank Bank Stocking Stuffers

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Surely You Can’t Say No!

Knowing men like I do, I totally know Santa’s a dirty old man. He’s most certainly feeling Mrs. Claus up behind the sleigh and ogling the soft jiggly tits on on all the babes during his Caribbean vacations.

So, in the spirit of Dirty Santa, I thought I’d stuff your Spank Bank Stocking with something you can truly enjoy: 12 Days of Free Erotic Audios!

Click here to get a taste of what you’re in for: Listen to me read this post!

Now, these aren’t just ANY erotic audios, but these are CUSTOM erotic audios. YEP! I normally get paid BIG money to crank these out, but over the next 12 days, I’ll be offering them FREE.

Now hold your reindeer! You know I have limited time, so you’re going to be doing most of the heavy lifting for me. After all, free CUSTOM audios are hard to make.

Here’s how it’s going to work:

  • I am accepting submissions for erotic audio scripts here: Dirty Santa’s Spank Bank Stocking Stuffer FREE CUSTOM AUDIO form.
  • Your submission needs to be no longer than 3 to 5 minutes in length. To give you an idea of how long of a Earbudsscript you should write, I generally read 250 to 300 words in around 3 minutes. To be safe, keep your script under 500 words!
  • Your script must conform to LDW’s TOS, which means there are certain subjects I will not record. Generally, if we can’t talk about it on calls, I won’t be recording it. In addition to that requirement, there are a few things I cannot post online. These things will generally be related to certain colors, if you know what I mean. If you have any questions about what’s okay to record, just email me at piper at enchantrixempire dot com.
  • I only have 12 available slots for free custom audios, so make sure your script is top notch if you want it to be recorded. I always have the final word on what happens during my promos, so don’t even think about getting your panties in a twist if your script isn’t chosen.
  • Finally, if you are a regular client of mine, you will get preferential treatment when I’m choosing scripts to record. This doesn’t mean I’m ONLY recording scripts from my clients, however. Even if you’ve never called me, if your script is good and I think my readers will enjoy it, send it on! I’ll happily record it if I have a slot open.

So now that you know the rules, I’ll have my microphone standing by. Submit your Spank Bank Stocking Stuffer Script now! Get busy boys, so we can get that spank bank stocking stuffed!

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