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You may or may not realize that women have a sixth sense when it comes to dick size, but women like me can always tell if they’re talking to a little dick loser or a man with enough to satisfy.

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If you’ve ever wondered whether you have enough dick to hold a woman’s attention, or whether you’re just not going to measure up, read on and find out how women decide whether you’ll be alone with your hand, or whether you’ll get lucky tonight:

  1. You say your cock is “average” size. Average is nothing to be proud of. Average means you’re unremarkable, nothing special, ho hum, just like everyone else. Trust me, no woman is creaming her panties thinking about an average cock.
  2. You’re especially proud of your “oral” skills. If you’ve ever bragged that you’re good with your tongue, then women assume your tongue is the booby prize because your dick can’t get the job done. Men with big dicks don’t brag about how well they eat pussy.
  3. You’re not quick to drop your pants or get naked. Typically, a guy with a little dick will put off the big reveal as long as possible. You may be really good at avoiding a woman’s hand on your crotch while you’re making out. I suppose you think if she falls for you, she’ll forgive your little pecker. Unless you’re filthy rich, she will not.
  4. You’re too polite. Now, don’t get me wrong. I don’t mean that guys with big dicks are assholes. The two don’t necessarily go together. However, if you’re too polite, then clearly you don’t know how to get down and dirty, passionate and (appropriately) rough. Guys with little dicks can’t throw a woman down and fuck her into oblivion, and they act like it.
  5. You can’t get it up unless you’re humiliated. Now, a younger man with a little dick isn’t necessarily in this category, but as a diminutive man gets older, his appetite for humiliation grows. Sometimes it grows so much he needs the embarrassment to get aroused.

So how did you do? Are you exposing yourself as a stump cock unknowingly, or do you keep your little peen status under wraps?