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Are you making the most of Masturbation May?

Are you making the most of Masturbation May?

Personally, most of my pets, slaves, and callers don’t particularly need a month to celebrate masturbation. Everyday is Masturbation Day, amiright? (Click here to listen as I read this post!) But this is a time of the year to examine what you’ve been doing...
When is a Sharpie not a marker?

When is a Sharpie not a marker?

Well, I don’t think the makers of the iconic pen have any idea of the “other” use for the rounded, bullet-ended, marker, but so many naughty boys out there get all kinds of ideas when they see them sticking up out of their pencil cups. (Click here to...
Little Men Get Spanked Over My Knee

Little Men Get Spanked Over My Knee

Have you been naughty, little man? Do you need to have your pants pulled down to your ankles in front of everyone, bent over, and spanked until your ass is as red as your face? Click here to listen to this post! What is that? What is that in your hand? Did I just...
Mistress Piper Knows How To Make You Eat Cum

Mistress Piper Knows How To Make You Eat Cum

I know it’s difficult to eat your own cum at first, and I also know you think I can work some kind of magic and make you eat your own cum. (Click here to listen to this post!) Maybe if I was there with you, I could hold you down and stuff your spooge into your...