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Sorry Dear, Your Cock’s Too Skinny for Ms. Piper!

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So you probably think your cock is just fine. Maybe nobody ever told you it was too small to be useful.

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A Small Penis is a Wonderful Side Effect of Chastity and

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A Small Penis is a Wonderful Side Effect of Chastity Did you know if your penis is locked away in chastity it will eventually begin to shrink?

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I got on a bit of a bender a couple of weeks ago and wrote some very dirty posts for our group blogs. Get out your peenies, boys, and try not to cum on the keyboard! (Also don’t miss the free erotic audios included with each post!)

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It All Starts With a Small (aka “Average”) Penis

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I’m amazed at the number of clients calling me up and confessing their kinks and fetishes while also telling me they have a small penis.

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“I Masturbated To The Blog You Wrote About Me . . . “

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So, my little cuckold really liked his blog post about his beta penis and his personality to match (and so did his little beta pee pee!)

He called me not too long ago and said:

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Beta Penis Cuckold to Mistress, “Will You Write About Me On Your Blog?”

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You do know what a beta-penis cuckold is, don’t you? It’s a cuckold with a small penis and a personality to match.

I have one beta-penis cuckold always begging me to write about him on my blog. I’ve actually written about him before, but the begging continues, . . . → Read More: Beta Penis Cuckold to Mistress, “Will You Write About Me On Your Blog?”

No, As a Matter of Fact, I Don’t Like Your Penis . . .

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That’s one of those, “if you have to ask” questions. If you have to ask if I like your penis, the answer is NO!

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Small Penises Are Worthy Of Derision

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If you have a small penis, you certainly know it by now, and I’m sure you know what having a small penis means for you.

You’re never going to be that guy walking around in the locker room naked with your towel slung over your shoulder. You’ll never . . . → Read More: Small Penises Are Worthy Of Derision

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What do shrunken heads have to do with a Chastity Mistress? If you have to ask that question, then clearly you’ve never been in chastity!

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If you haven’t been trolling the Empire, you’ve been missing out on some of my writing. Never fear, though, I’m here to help ya out!

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