I know you’re toying with the idea of eating your own cum for me. I get calls and emails about it all the time. You want to know if I can MAKE you eat your own cum.
Well the obvious answer to that question is no. How can I MAKE you eat your own cum over the phone. Duh. Some of you promise you’ll do it, but you either hang up abruptly after you shoot your spooge, or you pretend to do it.
Here’s a news flash: I’ve listened to tons of guys actually eat their own cum, and I know how it sounds when it’s real. You’re not fooling anyone when you smack your lips and laugh nervously–you and I both know you’re a goddamn liar.
For those of you who don’t want to be a lying bitch cunt piece of shit and who want to be honest about it–but who honestly just feel as if eating your own cum is impossible–there is a work-around.
It’s quite simple, actually: food. You can easily hide a cum squirt in something flavorful to mask the taste. Duh. Why didn’t you think of that??? (LOL)
Now, I’m going to be honest. I don’t do a lot of talking about masking the nastiness of eating your own cum with food because I think it’s cheating and I don’t particularly like cheaters. But when you’ve tried everything and still can’t do it, plopping a cum oyster on a cracker (or an oreo, or a bite of cheesecake, or another tasty morsel) can be the thing to get you over the hump.
Of course, you’re not expected to stay on the hump. You’ll need to gradually reduce the amount of food you consume with your jizz if you expect to please me. But in a pinch, I’m willing to work with you!
Are you ready to be my cum eater? Call me or email me now and let’s get your cum eating training started!