There was a time I was always trying to shove all manner of things up a man’s ass.

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I’ve gotten away from that a little, and that’s a shame. I was really good at subjecting you to submission through anal service.

How do you feel about anal play? Are you into it, does it do nothing for you, or is it something you’d rather not do? Make no mistake, I don’t really care how you feel about it, because you’ve decided to serve me and it’s something *I* like to do. Even if you don’t like it, or you’re not really into it, I assume you do like and are into serving a superior woman. (Otherwise, what are you doing here?)

So let’s issue a little challenge: next week I invite you to give me a call and bring along some fun supplies for our butt stuffing party.

Some supplies you may need are lube (astroglide, KY, or good old Vaseline), a phallic object (dildo, cucumber, sharpie marker, taper candle, hairbrush handle, you get the idea), and any other things that might spice up our fun (panties, CBT implements, wooden spanking spoons, anything else you think will impress me).

I haven’t been making a big deal of it, but March is my anniversary month here at LDW. It has been 7 fantastic years of enjoying all of your antics, secrets, and confessions. I want to take a few moments to thank all of you for your trust and thank you for calling me.

I don’t talk about this a lot because it’s not relevant to what we do together, but I am a single mom to two growing young people. One is almost 18 and the other will be 13 this year. For the past 7 years I have had a flexible schedule, ample income to buy all the things a family needs as well as buy a home on my own, and I have genuinely enjoyed each and every one of you. There are not many women as lucky as I am, and it is not lost on me that without you this would not be possible.

So please accept my sincere thanks. And call me this week, let me stuff your ass, and make you my bitch.