Is it difficult to drop your pants and display that little wee wee? Do you know that you’re always going to be laughed at because you just don’t measure up to a real man?

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Yes, you are going to be laughed at, and I’m going to be the one laughing! You shouldn’t expect to be treated like a man with a nice size hard cock, because you can’t do what he does. You’ll never be able to make a woman cum just by fucking her. No, unless you have extensive hardware, you’ll never make a woman cum at all.

What kinds of toys does your wife have, little dick? Dildos? Vibrators? Cock extenders? You don’t get to climb into bed with a woman without accessories. Tiny cocks need a lot of backup.

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You can’t even make a woman wet with that little thing. She gets wetter thinking about her dildo and vibrator!

Isn’t that just tragic–your own wife gets more turned on by a hunk of silicone, plastic, and machinery than she gets turned on by you. And yes, I’m talking to you too, Mr-I’m-Great-With-My-Tongue.

Tongues are for foreplay, don’t you know that? No woman wants a tongue for the main event. A tongue feels like a flutter. A real man’s pounding feels like an earthquake. Which one do you think makes a woman cum harder?ย Unless you can bring the earthquake, then you’re always going to be second string to the toys in your wife’s bedside drawer.

At least when you serve a Mistress like me, you can please me with laughter. After all, laughter is good for the soul!