One thing you can CERTAINLY be grateful for is a big pile of my dirty writing, cumplete with hot sexy audios sure to get your little wing ding flapping!

Everyone knows Thanksgiving is so much fun–and so excruciating when you’re forced to smile pretty and listen attentively while your old Auntie tells stories about her cats. Let me guess–you’d much rather be talking to me and pawing your pecker!

Well, until you can get the house clear and have me all to yourself, sneak off to the bathroom with your phone and read my posts and listen to my hot audios. That’ll help you be a good boy and play nice for Auntie CatLady!

To wet your whistle, take a listen to this HOT brand new exclusive free erotic audio about a pantyboy who finds himself out of his league at the department store!)

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Ms. Piper Knows Small Cock Husbands are Useless, Except as Cuckolds!

Let’s face it, your wife married you before she found out one very important secret: not all penises are as disappointing as yours.

Now she could have gotten all indignant and bitter, but that woman you married wasn’t ever one to sit crying in her wine. She knew how to turn a sad situation beneficial in a hurry!

Besides, you’ve always been ashamed of your small penis, and it all fell into place that one time she walked in on you while you were watching cuckold porn. At first she was confused, but then she saw the huge cock making that woman lose her fucking mind. Your little dinky was poking up, and that’s all she needed to see!

It wasn’t long before she stopped wearing those frumpy clothes and she started showing off her cleavage and ass. She was turning heads and determined to get some of that big dick before week’s end!

(Read more at Cuckold Bootcamp: Ms. Piper Knows Small Cock Husbands are Useless, Except as Cuckolds!)

You’re Naked, Exposed, and Revealed to Mistress Piper

Let me guess. You saw a cute little blog post about getting naked for Mistress on cam, and you thought that would be such a fun thing to do!

Before you know it, you’re stripped down, cold, with your little winky naked and exposed. It suddenly occurs to you that I’ve seen quite a lot of penises, and yours just might not measure up. After all, I’m not the sweet little girl next door. I’ve boldly and brazenly stared at naked men and told them exactly what I thought about their so-called cocks.

I’m not trying to make you feel better. On the contrary, I’m there to give you a cold hard case of reality.

Oddly enough, it’s my cold hard stare that makes your little wiener HARD, isn’t it? And good lord–if I laugh one more time you’re going to cum right where you stand!

(Read more at Humiliation Bootcamp: You’re Naked, Exposed, and Revealed to Mistress Piper)