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Sorry Dear, Your Cock’s Too Skinny for Ms. Piper!

laughing at a small penis

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So you probably think your cock is just fine. Maybe nobody ever told you it was too small to be useful.

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I’ve been seeing an interesting trend lately. Hot guys who think their cock is something to brag about–and I do have to admit, they have some length on them. Dudes whip those dicks out and swing them around like they’ve got something I want.

And if I wanted to stir my drink, they would have something I want! But unfortunately, I don’t need a skinny dick rattling around my pussy!

I guess men don’t really know what a woman like me have come to expect when a guy drops his pants. You can’t just have the inches and think I’m going to be creaming my panties. Long skinny cocks are just as useless as a small penis! Who wants to be poked in the cunt? Not me!

I met a hot guy who found out the hard way that women didn’t think his stick dick was all that. The last time he dropped his pants a girl educated him on exactly what he was packing in those boxers.

I guess that’s how he ended up naked on cam for me, stroking that disappointing penis, dripping as I laughed at his obvious lack of girth.

He was an unlikely candidate for small penis humiliation, and yet there we were. the more I laughed, the harder he got. I even told him that if he came, he’d be eating cum for Mistress!

He didn’t seem too sold on the idea, but then I reminded him that skinny dick boys do what they’re told.

Next thing I know, his slender member was spurting sperm, and he was eating cum for the first time! Ahhhh…I love guys with disappointing dicks!

7 comments to Sorry Dear, Your Cock’s Too Skinny for Ms. Piper!

  • An interesting trend is right Ms Piper. I love your description of that small dick rattling around in your pussy, great description. Notice how many of us are writing about small penises lately? Trend? I call it the plastic bottle trend. The chemicals are turning boys into girls. I wonder who is behind this. female aliens? LOL !

  • princess

    Skinny…. and small here!….Also a cum eater to boot! i can relate to being unworthy, but i can only dream of having decent length lol…..Way to keep us in our denied pussy free places Ms Piper!

  • You got swizzle dick to drink his loser squirts, cause you know no real Woman would want to swallow a pin dick’s icky cum!!! So was it as thin as a marker or a pen?? Swizzle stick dicks should just become full time subbies and not even try to be a real man, great post Ms. Piper!!!

  • Ms Piper, isn’t amazing all the wonderful things you can do with a guy who has a small dick? They really are aching to be put in their place by a beautiful strong woman. SPH remains one of my favorite pastimes as the sky is the limit with these little sacks.

  • Yeah skinny long dicks don’t do it for me. You need to have at least some girth otherwise it’s like empty calories that are just a number but don’t fill you up.

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