by Piper | Oct 30, 2018 | masturbation methods, Ruined Orgasms
It’s Halloween, and some of you are enjoying the holiday dressing up and going out on the town for a night of slutty fun. Some of you, however, are stuck at home dipping into leftover candy. Well, you don’t have to be stuck with a bowlful of rejected...
by Piper | Sep 30, 2018 | masturbation methods
Okay, so all of that technology push has finally paid off! I can now remotely control your masturbation! (If you’re ready to go hands free, click here to listen!) I’m talking about remote-control long-distance sex toys! That’s RIGHT! I can finally...
by Piper | May 7, 2018 | humiliation, masturbation methods
I had the most hilarious call last week from a humiliation slut humper boy. He’d read about me making sluts hump pillows, and he said he had to call. (Too busy humping your pillow pet? Click here to listen!) The only thing was, he didn’t hump a pillow, per...
by Piper | Mar 6, 2018 | masturbation methods, sploshing food play
Right around the time I first started working with LDW, I dated a guy with a very dirty, sticky secret: he was a splosher! (Too sticky to read? Click here to listen!) A splosher is a person who gets an erotic thrill playing with food–the stickier, creamier,...
by Piper | Jan 29, 2018 | masturbation methods
Where have you been sticking your dick lately? Don’t you think it’s time to shakeup your jerk off routine? Remember when you were a certain age, when everything you saw was a potential place to stick your dick? What was the craziest place you jerked your...
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