by Piper | May 6, 2019 | masturbation methods
Personally, most of my pets, slaves, and callers don’t particularly need a month to celebrate masturbation. Everyday is Masturbation Day, amiright? (Click here to listen as I read this post!) But this is a time of the year to examine what you’ve been doing...
by Piper | Mar 15, 2019 | Phone Sex
It’s the end of a long, long winter, and now is the time to think about how to “spring” into action for your Mistress! (Too challenged to read this post? Click here to listen!) It’s all too easy to get lazy as the winter progresses and stay...
by Piper | Oct 30, 2018 | masturbation methods, Ruined Orgasms
It’s Halloween, and some of you are enjoying the holiday dressing up and going out on the town for a night of slutty fun. Some of you, however, are stuck at home dipping into leftover candy. Well, you don’t have to be stuck with a bowlful of rejected...
by Piper | Sep 30, 2018 | masturbation methods
Okay, so all of that technology push has finally paid off! I can now remotely control your masturbation! (If you’re ready to go hands free, click here to listen!) I’m talking about remote-control long-distance sex toys! That’s RIGHT! I can finally...
by Piper | May 7, 2018 | humiliation, masturbation methods
I had the most hilarious call last week from a humiliation slut humper boy. He’d read about me making sluts hump pillows, and he said he had to call. (Too busy humping your pillow pet? Click here to listen!) The only thing was, he didn’t hump a pillow, per...
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