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 Sweet as sugar, but with a bite!800-356-6169 It’s Halloween, and some of you are enjoying the holiday dressing up and going out on the town for a night of slutty fun. Some of you, however, are stuck at home dipping into leftover candy. Well, you don’t have to be stuck with a bowlful . . . → Read More: Trick Or Treat–Ruined Orgasm Or Explosive Release?
 I know how to persuade you to do dirty things!800-356-6169 Okay, so all of that technology push has finally paid off! I can now remotely control your masturbation! (If you’re ready to go hands free, click here to listen!) I’m talking about remote-control long-distance sex toys! That’s RIGHT! I can finally REALLY control . . . → Read More: Let Me Control Your Orgasms And Masturbation Remotely!
 Are you saying you’d like to hump ME?800-356-6169 I had the most hilarious call last week from a humiliation slut humper boy. He’d read about me making sluts hump pillows, and he said he had to call. (Too busy humping your pillow pet? Click here to listen!) The only thing was, he didn’t . . . → Read More: Why hump a pillow, when you can hump a friend?
 Get sticky and messy with me!800-356-6169 Right around the time I first started working with LDW, I dated a guy with a very dirty, sticky secret: he was a splosher! (Too sticky to read? Click here to listen!) A splosher is a person who gets an erotic thrill playing with food–the stickier, creamier, . . . → Read More: Getting Sticky, Messy, and Dirty On Cam With Sploshing Food Play!
GUSHING with enthusiasm?800-356-6169 Where have you been sticking your dick lately? Don’t you think it’s time to shakeup your jerk off routine? Remember when you were a certain age, when everything you saw was a potential place to stick your dick? What was the craziest place you jerked your weiner–what was the wildest . . . → Read More: Stick Your Dick Someplace New: Blow The Cobwebs Out Of Your Masturbation
I want all of you.800-356-6169 Well, maybe not exactly, but I DO love to yank those orgasms right out of you, and keep them coming (cumming)! (If you’re too busy having multiple orgasms to read, just click here to listen!) Of course what ends up happening is that after you have that initial . . . → Read More: Coerced Orgasms Are The New Denial!
 Some Inspiration (as if you need it!)800-356-6169 I’m going to give a very grateful shout out to one of my most loyal and eager to serve pets Joe, who has stepped up and made sure all of you have plenty of spank bank stocking stuffers this season. He has a sexy little guided . . . → Read More: YES, you’ve been waiting for it–Dirty Santa Stocking Stuffer #5
 I’m in the mood for a tease!800-601-6975 Premature Ejaculators. *Sigh* All you can really do with these losers is sigh because they are so frustrating. (click here to listen to me read this post to you!) Look, unless you just discovered your dick and just started masturbating last week, you don’t have any . . . → Read More: Training For Premature Ejaculators: Keep Your Pistol From Popping Too Soon
 I want all of you.800-356-6169 I never thought I’d see the day that watching a man jerk off would become commonplace. It used to be quite novel to see a man stroke himself to orgasm, but now it takes more to amuse me. (If you’re too busy humping to read, click here to . . . → Read More: Humping Humiliation Makes Me Laugh
 Get on your knees and SERVE!800-601-6975 Okay so I know I have a stroker with issues when I begin getting emails WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS. (click here to listen to this post) I’m sure you’re not trying to be rude by yelling at me. I’m sure your penis is yelling at you to . . . → Read More: Compulsive Stroker Humiliation–Your Cock Makes You Inferior
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