Well, I don’t think the makers of the iconic pen have any idea of the “other” use for the rounded, bullet-ended, marker, but so many naughty boys out there get all kinds of ideas when they see them sticking up out of their pencil cups.

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I had no idea what they could be used for until my hot boyfriend sent me a picture of it “in use.”

See, my bf used to be a nice, vanilla, sweet man who believed that women should cum first and often before he even thought about his own orgasm (a good belief to have!). He had intimate, leisurely, sex (which I found delicious indeed). But…..

Did you catch the part about him being vanilla?

You know it’s only a matter of time before I corrupt all the vanilla boys!

Back before we ever hopped into bed, a long time ago, in a land, far far away, we used to be friends. Uh huh, yeah, well…..if you’ve ever talked to me, you can imagine that being friends with me isn’t exactly platonic. We didn’t have sex, but we talked about sex a lot.

And if you’ve ever talked to me, I’m going to go there. Yep, you guessed it, back there.

Why do I insist on a man getting to know his asshole? Because most of the time, he comes like a mofo after he plays with it.

We’re talking shooting the far wall, shooting himself in the eye (lol, which is a very funny visual), shooting god knows where….but shooting like he has never done before.

And he feels extra naughty that a woman has made him finger his butt hole, which I find very exciting too.

Which brings me to the subject of my blog post….the famed Sharpie marker.

After many months of hearing me talk about ass play, my beautiful boyfriend decided to give it a try himself, and his first anal toy was . . . you guessed it . . . a Sharpie marker. He sent me the picture of it sticking out of his nethers as proof, along with a picture of the result on his sexy belly.

And my guy isn’t the only one who sees that seductive bullet end and feels a little horny. You’ve tried it too, haven’t you? (Well, you’re going to try it now–admit it!) Make sure you let me know how that goes! 😉

And the best thing about a Sharpie? How many other sex toys can you hide in plain sight? Yup. Just pop it in a drawer