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The Ice Dildo Challenge

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Need an icy treat for the summer heat?

So everyone has a challenge these days: Running Man, Ice Bucket, Cinnamon….I decided I needed to issue a challenge to my slaves and pets: The Ice Dildo Challenge!

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It’s simple really. All you need is a condom, a cardboard paper towel tube, a bamboo skewer, and some string. Fill the condom with water and tie it shut. Tie the string around the end of the condom you just tied shut, and slide the condom down inside the paper towel tube. Tie the string to the bamboo skewer (or pencil, or chopstick) to suspend the condom inside the paper tube.

Freeze the whole contraption, pop it out of the condom when it’s done, and boom! Homemade sex toy!

Now the question is what do you do with said homemade sex toy? Well, you call me, of course! I can give you all kinds of ideas about what to do with it!

The key question, of course, is whether you’ve been a good boy or not. Have you been a good boy?

Yes, it’ll be somewhat messy, but thems the breaks. Throw some towels down in the bathroom and we can have a little sno-cone party.

I have an especially wicked idea for my chastity boys. Freeze the key to your device in the ice dildo and work to get that key.

Just thinking about all the begging you’ll do until we melt that dildo down enough to get the means of unlocking you. It just makes me all tingly inside!

Better yet, we can combine challenges! Why don’t we fuck your blow-up doll while you suck on the abominable snowman’s ding a ling?

Now that’s a perfect way to cool down from the summer heat!

Let’s play a wicked game! (For especially naughty boys–another chance to earn a free call)

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You may have heard of a zip strip–a string with clothespins tied to it, meant to pull multiple clothespins off in a succession?

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I love those, btw, and if you ever want to . . . → Read More: Let’s play a wicked game! (For especially naughty boys–another chance to earn a free call)

Blow-Up Doll Humiliation + Earn a Free 10 Min Call

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too bad your sex doll doesn’t look like this!

You probably know one of my favorite things to do is watch you humiliate yourself on cam for me.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to make you debase yourself while . . . → Read More: Blow-Up Doll Humiliation + Earn a Free 10 Min Call

A Free Erotic Audio Mash-Up For You!

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I know the one thing you love ALMOST as much as me is. . . FREE EROTIC AUDIOS!

Fact of the matter is, I actually record a ton of free audios, and very few of them end up here on my blog. Where is this bountiful cornucopia of . . . → Read More: A Free Erotic Audio Mash-Up For You!

Post Cum Shame is Always Fun For Mistress

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All of those really embarrassing kinks, like riding a dildo while you moan like a porn star or lapping up cum like a hungry whore…

They seem like such a good idea when you’re rock hard and stroking, don’t they?

But what happens after the big ‘O’? Well, . . . → Read More: Post Cum Shame is Always Fun For Mistress

The Power of (Kinky) Habit

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I read an interesting book recently called The Power of Habit by Charles Duhigg. I originally picked it up to learn about habits unrelated to work and kink, but quickly realized the book was basically saying the same thing I’ve been saying for ages:

Once you establish . . . → Read More: The Power of (Kinky) Habit

Sexy Wake-up Calls With Mistress

Mistress Wake-up Calls

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So I’ve been waking up early the past few weeks because I’ve been waking my slaves up early.

Did you know we did that here–Mistress wake-up calls? Yes indeed. Just imagine: you’re snoozing in bed and far, far away you hear a phone ringing. Groggily . . . → Read More: Sexy Wake-up Calls With Mistress

Pretty Sissy Ann Takes Chastity Slut Challenge!

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Well it didn’t take me long to get a little chastity slut to put her clitty where her mouth is and take my Chastity Challenge.

Oh wait, that didn’t come out right–but you know what I mean! Pretty sissy ann took the chastity challenge, and she had . . . → Read More: Pretty Sissy Ann Takes Chastity Slut Challenge!

“Mistress, MAKE ME Eat Cum for You!”

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*sigh* If I had a dollar for every time a would-be cum slut said this to me….

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Fuck that. I’m going to charge $10 dollars for every slut that wants me to MAKE him . . . → Read More: “Mistress, MAKE ME Eat Cum for You!”

Looking for a new chastity slut! Are YOU next?

Do it because you LOVE me!800-356-6196

Chastity slut. Is that a contradiction in terms?

Well, no, because if you weren’t such a slut, you wouldn’t need to be in chastity, now would you?

The truth of the matter is, that pecker is unruly and since you can’t get it under control, I will! . . . → Read More: Looking for a new chastity slut! Are YOU next?